Morning Work Conversation

This is what we talked about at work this morning: an idea for a new sit-com.

Kim Jong Un attempts to raise his father from the dead and the result is a zombie Kim Jong Il. On a humanitarian mission to North Korea, Bill Gates is killed by the zombie KJI and also becomes a zombie. A misfit gang of cabinet members do such a good job of covering up the crime, they are assigned to cover up all of KJU’s crimes, as he occasionally murders people as a consequence of following his zombie father’s advice. This crack team of crime scene investigators unravel the threads of KJU’s deeds in order to re-weave them into a plausible scenario, based on what they’ve learned watching old episodes of NCIS. The Crime Cover Up Unit will consist of KC, JJ, Bill Gates, and Larry.

The TV show will be a joint venture by ABC and CBS and will be aired in AMC. It will be called “CBS and ABC Present CSI NCIS NK: CCUU KJU.”

On a very special episode, Richard Belzer from Law and Order: SVU will help the team cover up the murder of JK Rowling who was murdered while reading HP Lovecraft in the Phi Beta Kappa house at NKU. 

Typical scene: 

JJ and KC enter the room where Bill Gates and Larry are looking at the half eaten body of JK Rowling.

JJ: WTF!

Bill Gates: I know, huh?

KC: We’re going to need help on this one.

There’s one of those “dun-dun” sounds from Law & Order, and Richard Belzer enters.
Richard Belzer: Will I do?”
Larry: Richard Belzer!

KC: How are we going to handle this one, Richard Belzer?

Richard Belzer shrugs nonchalantly. “We’ll blame it on OJ.”

JJ: Wait, pulp or calcium enriched?

Bill Gates: You’re an idiiot, JJ

Laughter, fade to black. “CBS & ABC’s CSI NCIS NK: CCUU KJU will be back after these messages”



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